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BEST VIEWED AT 800×600 🔥 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🔥 SIGN MY GUESTBOOK 99 BACTERIA HAVE INFECTED YOUR CURSOR
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
🚨 SYSTEM SCAN IN PROGRESS 🚨
> initializing totally_real_scan.exe
> checking cursor integrity...
> deploying skulls...
0%
HIT COUNTER: 004212
status: definitely not a virus
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